Penis Bird

Gather worms. Dodge hawks. Fly home. Feed your babies before they starve.

Penis Bird is a fast 2D arcade flyer about the most important job in nature: keeping three hungry chicks alive. Swoop through hazards, snatch worms and grubs, and race back to the nest — where how much you brought home decides who eats tonight.

Yes, it is exactly what it sounds like.

What's inside

• Six wild worlds — golden-hour farmland, a city park, the Arctic, an Egyptian desert, the city night, and the inside of a brain.

• Dance-a-thon — an endless nightclub mode. Grab the disco note, slip into the disco suit and dance for points while the club gets faster and more crowded. Can you dance long enough to top the leaderboard?

• Costumes that change the rules — a frog suit with a grabbing tongue, a peanut butter suit that makes obstacles stick to you, a skunk suit that sprays, and more. Each one has its own theme tune.

• A chick stealing Vulture — and a high-altitude chase to get it back. There is also a sasquatch.

• Keep your babies alive — chicks can starve. There is a defibrillator.

• Family-friendly Eggplant Mode — Show your mom!

• Be the legend — Introduce Penis Bird to an unsuspecting friend. We always remember our first time.

• Compete for glory — Climb the ranks of the global high score board for love of self and country.

• 30 languages and full controller support.

"IT'S FKING REAL." -GameVerse

English, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Italian, Bulgarian, Czech, Danish, Dutch, Finnish, Greek, Hungarian, Indonesian, Korean, Malay, Norwegian, Polish, Portuguese - Portugal, Romanian, Spanish - Latin America, Swedish, Thai, Traditional Chinese, Turkish, Ukrainian, Vietnamese

Minimum:

• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  
• OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
  
• Processor: Dual Core 2.0 GHz or equivalent
  
• Memory: 4 GB RAM
  
• Graphics: OpenGL 3.3 or Vulkan compatible GPU (Intel HD Graphics 4000 or better)
  
• DirectX: Version 10
  
• Network: Broadband Internet connection
  
• Storage: 300 MB available space
  
• Sound Card: DirectX Compatible Sound Card
  
• Additional Notes: Single-player. No internet connection needed to play - when you're online, you can post your high scores to the global Steam leaderboards.

Recommended:

• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  
• OS: Windows 10 / 11 (64-bit)
  
• Processor: Quad Core 2.5 GHz or better
  
• Memory: 4 GB RAM
  
• Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 / AMD Radeon RX 560 or better
  
• DirectX: Version 11
  
• Network: Broadband Internet connection
  
• Storage: 500 MB available space
  
• Sound Card: DirectX Compatible Sound Card
  
• Additional Notes: Single-player. No internet connection needed to play - when you're online, you can post your high scores to the global Steam leaderboards.