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Future? No Thanks!

Future? No Thanks! is a narrative-driven, open-world adventure set in an ecosocialist utopia. You're old, bitter, and scheduled for euthanasia. Enjoy your last day in a future that works for everyone but you.

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Utopia is here. You're not impressed.

Future? No Thanks! is a narrative-driven, open-world adventure set in an ecosocialist utopia. The year is 2045, and society has never been better: climate change is finally being tackled, democracy thrives, and technology serves the public good.

There's just one problem: you.

You are Harvey Huffstone, a grumpy elder who no longer fits in, and today is the last day of your life.
Your final mission? Completing your bucket list before your self-scheduled euthanasia.

Indulge in outdated pleasures, explore a post-post-industrial Midwest, clash with a society that's moved on without you, and maybe, just maybe, leave with fewer regrets.

Explore a lively city, meet its wacky inhabitants, and complete 7 non-linear quests over 6 hours of gameplay.

An artisanal game made with locally sourced talent and minimal involvement from capitalists, marketers, or profiteers.

In a medium dominated by dystopias, Future? No Thanks! imagines a political project for the present.

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Supported languages

English*
*languages with full audio support

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6

PC requirements (minimum)

Minimum:
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: Intel Core i5 2.60GHz
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 2GB
  • Storage: 3 GB available space