Floppy Dick
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About
Floppy Dick is an arcade game inspired by classic side-scrolling reflex challenges.
Your goal is simple: survive as long as possible while navigating increasingly difficult obstacles.
What starts as a silly and absurd concept quickly turns into a demanding test of timing, focus, and precision.
Gameplay
In Floppy Dick, you control a flying character that moves forward automatically.
Press the flap button to gain altitude and carefully navigate through obstacles.
The longer you survive, the faster and more difficult the game becomes.
The challenge is simple to understand but difficult to master.
Game Features
Fast-paced arcade gameplay focused on reflexes and timing
Three difficulty modes: Easy, Medium, and Hardcore
Increasing speed and challenge as your score rises
Consumables that grant temporary powers
A skin shop to customize your gameplay experience
Steam achievements to unlock by reaching milestones
Quick restart gameplay loop designed for short intense sessions
The Goal
Your objective is to achieve the highest score possible by surviving longer than before.
Every obstacle passed increases your score, but the game gradually accelerates, pushing your reflexes to the limit.
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Supported languages
*languages with full audio support
Achievements
PC requirements (minimum)
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10 or newer
- Processor: Dual-Core 2.0 GHz
- Graphics: Integrated graphics (e.g., Intel HD Graphics)
- Storage: 110 MB available space
- Sound Card: Any standard compatible sound card
- VR Support: Not supported
- Additional Notes: Runs smoothly even on older systems
PC requirements (recommended)
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system