Hook Her Up

Name's Dolly, sugar. Dolly's Tackle & Tease, end of the pier. You've got a leaky dinghy, a rod and a hook shaped like a heart, and the sea is full of girls nobody has ever reeled in. Let's fix that.

On the way down, hands off. Brush a girl and she grabs the hook early, and your dive's over. Weave past them and sink deep, where the rare ones swim.
On the way up, take them all. Swing the hook through every diver, mermaid and sea-girl you can reach and haul the whole tangle up on one line.
Then they fly. Every catch sails over the boat. Click her in mid-air: a wink pays better.

Queens don't hang off your hook. They fight it. Reel hard while she's tired, let go when she thrashes, and keep the line out of the red or it snaps. Every queen has a dirty trick of her own, and each one deeper pulls harder than the last.
"Ye dare hook Anne Grimtide? Pull, dog, PULL!"

Every chart takes you deeper. The water gets darker, the girls get stranger, and the queens get meaner. Beat a zone's queen and Dolly puts the next chart on sale.

A lifeguard, a snorkelling tourist, a surfer, a swimming instructor, a pearl diver and a dolphin girl, all splashing around in the Golden Mermaid's shallows.
"Again? Darling, I'm flattered." Queen Marisol

A scuba instructor, an underwater photographer, a coral sea elf, a pufferfish girl, a clownfish mermaid and an angelfish dancer who wants a front-row audience.
"You again. ...Good." Queen Coralie, the Sea Elf Queen of the Reef

A salvage diver, a cursed pirate deckhand, a shark girl, a moray eel girl, a treasure hunter and a siren who sings to see if you're hard yet.
"Ahoy, Captain. Ready for another boarding?" Captain Anne Grimtide, the Pirate Queen

A kelp girl, a selkie, a sea otter girl, a sea snake girl, an octopus girl with arms to spare and a cuttlefish girl whose skin blushes before she does.
"Back for another bargain, Captain?" Morwen, the Kelp Witch

A polar diver, a winter swimmer, an orca girl, an ice mermaid, a narwhal girl and an aurora siren lighting up the sky for you.
"You came back. ...I waited." Queen Isolde, the Ice Queen

A vent research diver, a vent shrimp girl, an obsidian girl, a fire salamander girl, a lava mermaid and a sea-dragon girl who says "mine" about everything, you included.
"Ha! My little captain is back!" Queen Magmara, the Lava Giantess

An anglerfish girl, a jellyfish girl, a vampire squid girl, a gulper eel girl, an abyss elf and a deep-one priestess who calls it "the offering".
"My captain. The deep missed you." Queen Abyssia, the Leviathan Queen

Every catch fills her page, and every page takes a little more off: portrait, swimsuit, topless, naked, then her full animated scene. Uncensored, step by step, as slow as you like.
Once in a long while a girl surfaces covered head to toe in gold. Golden catches pay big and come with a golden scene of their own.

Longer line, bigger hook, a lure the rare girls can't resist. Trade that dinghy up, boat by boat, all the way to the Wet Dream party yacht. You bring me Love, sugar, and I make you dangerous. Bring me enough and I'll show you the back room.
"What'll it be, sugar? Longer line? Bigger hook? Don't answer that."

Marina runs your deckhands, and they keep hauling Love while the game is closed. Grow the crew and she wants a night watch alone with you. Grow it more and she brings Sunny along for shore leave.
"Hire more girls, Cap. Nets don't haul themselves."

• Sell the Fleet. Cash in a run for pearls, buy permanent perks like Auto-Cast and the Memory Net, and dive again stronger.
  
• Watch for bottles. Pop one for a Love Tide, a Lure Frenzy or a Golden Hour.
  
• Pick favourites. Heart a girl and she turns up more often.
  
• Dress your hook. Pink Lipstick, Kraken Claw, Neon Kiss.

Now go on, sugar. They won't catch themselves.