Deport Me to Your Bed

Deport Me to Your Bed

Three women. One kitchen. A week that turns every “normal” choice into a cost.

On St. Amaury, a small Caribbean republic still rebuilding after a hurricane, the Palmetto Bay Resort has been rebranded into a “reception centre” for deportees the world won’t take back. Delroy Baptiste, the island’s head chef, has spent fourteen months keeping a hundred and forty residents fed on six dollars twenty a head—and telling himself not to look too closely at the fence outside his kitchen door.

Then a resident’s dinner video goes viral, the contractor brings in a new manager to cut costs, and Delroy’s carefully balanced life cracks open. Choose a route, navigate the pressure from policy, money, and reputation, and discover what love looks like when everyone is “just doing their job.”

Meet the Cast

Jodie Hartigan — The New Centre Manager

Jodie arrives with a carry-on bag, a stopwatch of deadlines, and the kind of competence that makes her dangerous: she genuinely likes Delroy—and she still intends to cut his kitchen. Precise, dryly funny, and unembarrassed by her role, she offers a romance where affection doesn’t erase power or paperwork.

Marigold “Goldie” Fontaine — The Lucky Dorothy

Goldie runs the Lucky Dorothy across Port Clement harbour with a blunt grin and a long memory, and she hasn’t forgiven Delroy for the day he left her with a fish-fry shack and the debt. She’s practical, funny, and loyal in the way that shows up as fixes, not speeches. Their route is a hostile reunion that turns into partnership—on the water, at the dominoes table, and when she chooses to trust his hands again.

Vica Russu — The Woman Who Filmed the Video

Vica is loud, fast, and fearless on the surface—an orange-shirted resident who works Delroy’s line and dares anyone to call her bluff. She is seven weeks into exile from the only home she remembers, clinging to a dog on a phone screen, a cousin up north, and a future that could vanish with one list on a noticeboard.

Key Features

• Three distinct romance routes, one decisive choice: Pick Vica, Goldie, or Jodie and follow a complete, self-contained story with its own conflict, tone, and ending.
  
• A grounded setting: An island that needed the money, a system that runs on paperwork, and people trying to live inside it.
  
• Romance built on lived details: Kitchens at dawn, budgets line by line, dominoes nights, day passes, squalls at sea, and an Independence Day reception for four hundred.
  
• Different kinds of intimacy and trust: From secret risk to hostile reunion to slow-burn workplace tension, each route explores a different kind of “what do I owe you?”

Mature Content

This adult romance visual novel is intended for mature audiences aged 18 and older. It contains explicit sexual content, strong language, and storylines set in and around an immigration detention and deportation framework, including institutional power dynamics, coercive systems, confinement, and uncertain legal status.