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Dildo Simulator

An unconventional idle simulation where you ARE the product! Customize your look, welcome visitors, earn money, and expand into new locations.

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🎮 Not Your Ordinary Simulation!

Think outside the box — or, in this case, outside the toy! Welcome to an unconventional idle simulation where things get a little... unusual. You’re not controlling a human character — you ARE the product!

Customize your appearance, welcome curious visitors, earn money, and build your own unique experience. From choosing your style to expanding into new locations, every step brings new opportunities to grow your business.

🎨 Make It Your Style

Why settle for ordinary when you can stand out? Choose from a variety of designs, shapes, and colors to create a look that suits your taste. Experiment with different styles and make your product truly your own!

💰 Earn, Upgrade & Grow

Sit back, relax, and watch your earnings grow! Welcome visitors, observe their interactions, and generate income as you progress. Reinvest your profits, unlock new opportunities, and turn your humble beginning into something much bigger.

🌎 Explore New Locations

Your first location is only the beginning! Save your earnings, purchase new places, and switch between different environments. Each new location opens the door to fresh opportunities and lets you expand your unconventional simulation empire.

✨ Key Features

  • 🎨 Customization – Choose from different varieties, designs, and colors.

  • 💸 Idle Gameplay – Earn money and make steady progress as you play.

  • 👀 Visitor Interactions – Watch visitors interact with your product.

  • 🏠 Unlockable Locations – Purchase new locations and explore different environments.

  • 📈 Progression & Expansion – Reinvest your earnings and grow your business.

  • 😏 A Unique Simulation Experience – Enjoy a playful, unconventional twist on the idle genre.



🚀 Ready to Get Started?

Customize your look, welcome your visitors, stack up your earnings, and expand your empire one location at a time.

It's not your ordinary simulation. It's your product, your style, and your business!

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Supported languages

English, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Bulgarian, Czech, Danish, Dutch, Finnish, Greek, Hungarian, Indonesian, Japanese, Korean, Malay, Norwegian, Polish, Portuguese - Portugal, Romanian, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Swedish, Thai, Traditional Chinese, Turkish, Ukrainian, Vietnamese

PC requirements (minimum)

Minimum:
  • OS: Windows 10 64-Bit
  • Processor: Intel® Core™ i5-6400 - AMD Ryzen™5 1600
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: AMD Radeon RX 470 4GB - NVIDIA GeForce GTX1650
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 5 GB available space

PC requirements (recommended)

Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 11 64-Bit
  • Processor: Intel® Core™ i5-10400F - AMD Ryzen™5 3600
  • Memory: 16 GB RAM
  • Graphics: AMD Radeon RX 580 8GB - NVIDIA GeForce GTX1660
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 5 GB available space