I SUCK DICKS AND HATE AI

Sick of these talentless people who can't even suck a dick without AI anymore?! Good thing I'm here!

I SUCK DICKS AND HATE AI puts you in the shoes of an AI hater on a game store. Seems simple enough: comment THIS IS SLOP on everything you see, then go suck some dicks? Not so fast!

What awaits you:

- Spot the SLOP and the REAL GAMES: leave a nice comment for those who drew every pixel by hand, and bury the nasty slop where it belongs

- Beat bosses: they'll get in the way of your full-time job, the most important job for society

- Catch dicks: spend them on upgrades for your run

- Stick the dicks you've collected in your ass or your mouth. Pick the path that suits you best

Not a single sprite or sound in this game was made with AI. Hope you're happy now, so SUPPORT A REAL DEVELOPER!

A kiss on the willy (as a friend)!