Face Sitting Simulator

18+

Face Sitting Simulator
First-Person View!

Tired of games that demand skill, strategy, or even basic motor functions? Welcome to the revolutionary title where your only job is to be a human chair with excellent lung capacity.

You play as a regular dude whose entire existence has been upgraded to premium seating. A gloriously phat-assed girl has decided your face is the perfect place to park it—and she’s not getting up anytime soon. Your mission? Survive. Breathe (optional). Enjoy the view (limited).

Explore four carefully curated smother destinations:

• The Bedroom – Soft pillows, soft lighting, and soft… well, you get the idea. Classic, cozy, and deeply personal.

• The Beach – Sand in places sand should never be. Ocean breeze? Nice try. All you get is pure, uninterrupted cheek.

• Starry Meadow – Romantic night sky above. Romantic… everything else below. Nature has never felt so intimate.

• The Moon – Zero gravity, zero oxygen, zero escape. Even the vacuum of space can’t compete with this kind of pressure.

Features include:

• Authentic first-person face-cam experience

• Dynamic cheek physics that would make NASA jealous)

• 100% realistic “why am I still playing this” progression system

No jumping. No shooting. No puzzle-solving. Just pure, unfiltered face-sitting excellence across Earth’s most scenic (and extraterrestrial) locations.

Download now and discover what it truly means to be sat on… for science.