Great Men Don't Lie

Great Men Don't Lie is a gay furry adult dark comedy visual novel about sex, power, and the ugly cost of living a lie. And also about pounding married conservative bottoms.

The Story

Gabriel Caper, a libertarian true-crime content creator goat, quickly becomes close friends with his crush, Derek Reesesmithers, a traditional, conservative, religious, married dragon father of four who hosts a podcast powerhouse in the online right-wing space: Liberty For All. A major turning point in their lives happens, however, after the two attend a huge libertarian celebration; they end up getting tipsy at Gabe's place, and the next thing they know, all their clothes are on the floor, and the line between friends and something more has been completely shattered. The two are horrified at what they did together the next day, and yet they find themselves continuing this forbidden affair, despite risking it all. Will these two crumble under the pressure, or will they be able to escape from this suffocating predicament? Either way, lots of buttsex will take place.

Meet the Cast!

There's a whole range of characters that play a big part in this hilariously sad dramedy. Because if there's anything the right prioritizes, it's diversity, equity, and inclusion! And this story is all about the diversity... and the other things!

Climb the Online Social Hierarchy and Maintain Your Relationships!

Gabriel has a lot to deal with on his plate. Whether it's making sure everyone sees him as the gigachad he really is (he isn't) or staying on good terms with his friends (he's so insufferable it's a miracle he has any in the first place), he's always worrying about something. Pick the right choices to decide whether he's loved or hated by both the public and people around him!

Find Who Else is in the Closet!

Derek isn't the only one who's stuck in a loveless marriage in need of dick. Help out other married men (and single men as well!) with their issues, and maybe you'll be rewarded with a good time. Or not. You'll find out.

These Features Help You Destroy The Libs With Facts And Logic!

• A cultural glossary to help you understand what the fuck anyone is saying.

• A gallery room to revisit all the memorable visuals from the VN, and the forgettable ones as well!

• A replay room to view the sex scenes over and over until you finally feel a twinge of shame within your consciousness... And then view them again anyway because having a consciousness is gay!

• A lot... and I mean a lot... of adult scenes all throughout the story featuring plenty of different fetishes and kinks because wow, what no dick for several decades can do to a repressed gay motherfucker.

Credits

Art, Writing, and Coding by ChellayTiger

Wishlist now! Even if you're not going to buy it or use your twice-removed cousin's copy to play the game, at least wishlist it so that the neurons in my brain can light up at the sight of big numbers going up.