Evict Me Gently, Darling

A City Watching

In scorching late-September Madrid, Iker Ordas returns to the tenement he grew up in—now as the suited professional sent to clear it for a distant investment fund. One filmed doorstep visit turns him into a viral villain, the “Envelope Man,” as neighbours watch, strangers chant in Sol, and a deadline keeps moving closer.

Choose one of three romance routes as public reputation collides with private intimacy. Commit to Maite, Saara, or Clemency and follow a self-contained story with its own crisis, tone, and ending.

Meet the Cast

Maite Garrido — The Night Bus and the Second Floor
Maite is a night-bus driver and a born loudspeaker: fearless, funny, and impossible to ignore, whether she is running a camp kitchen in Sol or calling Iker out from a gallery railing. She knew him as a kid, remembers what he forgot, and filmed the clip that made him famous.

Saara Heikkila — Six Months, Then Helsinki
A Finnish subtitle translator on a six-month escape, Saara arrives warm, direct, and almost comically literal. She meets Iker as a neighbour first, and their route grows through friendship, earnest negotiation, and morning swims before an external crackdown forces them to decide what staying actually costs.

Clemency Garside — Make It Go Away by Friday
Flown in from London to end the scandal, Clemency is an immaculate and highly effective crisis fixer who keeps her personal life sealed behind perfect sentences. She treats Iker like a problem to solve until their relationship tests her control, complicity, and career.

Key Features

• Three distinct romance routes, one irreversible choice: Commit to Maite, Clemency, or Saara and experience a complete story with its own crisis, tone, and ending.
  
• Madrid written as lived-in, not postcard-pretty: Heat, courtyards, night buses, cheap bars, and the glare of national TV.
  
• No easy villains or heroic fixes: Institutions follow their rules while people remain half-right, messy, funny, and human.
  
• A viral scandal drives every route: Public reputation collides with private intimacy as choices test what Iker will accept, refuse, or sacrifice.
  
• Themes with teeth: Who gets to belong, what a fair price means, and the choice between staying and leaving.

Mature Content

This adult romance visual novel contains explicit sexual content, strong language, public shaming, housing insecurity, and institutional pressure.